There seems to be about 25 readers here. I have no idea who you are but thanks for reading. This project is now done. Goodbye.

Woke up at 4:15 in the morning smelling cigarette smoke in my bedroom and feeling sickened of course and momentarily wished with the purest ...

Out of nowhere I received a text from some number that meant nothing to me: Stranger: Pip, what is you aff profile name? I'm not known ...

Caution: When you see a man coming down the aisle with a shopping cart laden with bunches and bunches of bananas DO NOT: give him a cheerful...

Are you an earthling? If not, will you PLEASE PLEASE PPPLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAASSE come get me and get me the fuck out of here? And...

Backwards now, to part five, which was preempted when all hell broke loose: What can we say about Fatso? He's bigger than a house, with ...

Okay, look: The story gets rapidly less interesting from this point on, so let's quickly get it over with. The PSW arrives on the scene ...

Fatso wakes up to his PSW-appointment alarm at 7:45 AM and is immediately detecting cigarettes smoke even through the filters of his CPAP ma...

Are we ready for this? I don't know if I'm ready for this. But let's give it a try: The Yougenius He's 50 years young, bi-po...

This chapter will be quick and dirty. We're saving the creme de la creme (Yougenius) for chapter 4. It'll be a doozy. The Baron clai...

Krisastor the Disaster was a merry old soul and a merry old soul was he. He called for his meth and he called for his cigarettes and he call...

A brief description of the facility: The compact structure with it's dirt-and-weed based lawn, broken mud-room window, murky lampless ex...