"Hey What's Up?"
I lock my front door and turn around. Apparently he was talking to me. He's about three feet tall and wearing very cool sunglasses, a bit large on his smallish head. "Not much. What's up with you?"
"We webhjh ghur gyh en two dogs en blah blah... ruff ruff! En I tol him jl$ hafy g#dg g@d."
"I see.""Tell him have a nice day!" says the smiling woman in lawn chair.
"Haffa nice day!"
"Okay. You too."
Freak.
