Saturday, December 09, 2006

FWG's nugget o' wisdom #12

If life gives you water, sugar, glucose-fructose, citric acid, potasium sorbate, sodium hexametaphosphate and acacia gum - make lemonade.

This has been an original nugget o' wisdom from the brain of Fantasy Writer Guy. Do not use nuggets o' wisdom if you are pregnant or may be pregnant. Do not take orally.


Dave said...

Well, you know what I say...If life hands me more ass-hat customers expecting to get huge shadow boxes made for Christmas, make a bigger ditch in which to put the bodies.

Fantasy Writer Guy said...

All right Davey-boy! Woo-hoo! You tell em. You should hook up with someone who's life gave them shovels.

mmzllbja! (I wonder if the double-L in mmzllbja is pronounced like a 'y'?)