Friday, July 11, 2008

The World According to Steve-o

As usual -- random snippets from the roommate; his songs in italics:

I visited my mom today. Sometimes I try to be a good son. But it's not easy when SATAN COMMANDS YOUR SOUL!! MWUHAHAHAHA!! ARRRRGGGHHH!!

Mr. Furley, that's my name.
That name again is Mr. Furley.
Mr. Furley, that's my name
And you can call me MISTER FURLEY!

Every time a bell rings Jesus gets his wings.

Jazz! Who doesn't like jazz? Acid Jazz.

All my potato farmers seemed so far away.
All my potatos were made out of clay.
Oh yesterday was heroin day...

What, are you fucking with me? You can't smell the cigarette smoke on him? It's like the smell of baby oil on a child molester.

Everyone loves the danish.
Who doesn't love the danish?
Danishes come in a can
From a factory down south.
I eat my danish every day.
I'm moving to the danish.
Gonna eat my corn of plenty.
Potato makes the dairy.
Everyone loves the dairy.
Potato makes the dairy.
Who doesn't love the dairy...?

This Polish beer's delicious. It tastes like Poland. I had a Polish friend once. I regret not licking her more.

How much is that window in the doggie?

Everyone loves Magical Trevor
Who doesn't love Magical Trevor?
Everyone loves Magical Trevor
Except for the cows.
Cows cows cows cows cows.
And maybe Bill Gates. Cause he's a cow.
Cow cow cow cow cow cow…


Laura said...

He sounds a lot more interesting than my room mate anyway....

Anonymous said...

LMAO what a total weirdo.

Anonymous said...

I mean that in the most affectionate way a stranger can mean, being a blog friend... no offense Mr. roomate dude.