100 Truths (actually 97). After you've filled this out, tag 15 people and have them do the same.
1.
Last beverage--- Grape-splashed bottled water. It's half done.2. Last phone call--- To Caledon - to wish 'happy Fathers Day' to the only man who deserves to be called my father.
3. Last text message--- Couple years ago. Probably said, "luv u"
4. Last song you listened to --- Robert Plant, 29 Palms. Watched the video on YouTube.
5. Last time you cried--- With any intensity? Last winter. Drank too much. Things got heavy.
HAVE YOU EVER:
6. Dated someone twice --- With a break between? Not that I recall.
7. Been cheated on?--- Always.
8. Kissed someone & regretted it?--- Too often.
9. Lost someone special?--- Of course. How can you not?
10. Been depressed?--- Yes but never again.
11. Been drunk and threw up? --- All too recently.
LIST FOUR FAVORITE COLORS:
12. Sky blue
13. See above
14. See above
15. See above
HAVE YOU:
16. Made new friends--- Constantly.
17. Fallen out of love --- My love for all people waxes and wanes perpetually.
18. Laughed until you cried --- Yesterday. The culprit: http://rachelmurie.blogspot.com/2009/06/santa-baby.html
19. Met someone who changed you --- Of course. Everyone.
20. Found out who your true friends were --- An arbitrary label but in essence - I sense who are 'truer' than others.
21. Found out someone was talking about you --- I did. And it was me.
22. Kissed anyone on your friend's list--- A couple dozen. But only three with the tongue and everything.
23. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life --- All but Rick Mercer.
24. How many kids do you want to have--- Some days, one. Usually zero.
25. Do you have any pets --- No but the roommates have koy, a dog and a three-legged cat.
26. Do you want to change your name--- Yes.
27. What did you do for your last birthday--- Had a surprise party inflicted on me five months prior to the actual date. 'Surprise' is an understatement.
28. What time did you wake up today --- 5:30PM. And now I'm on duty and on Facebook!
29. What were you doing at midnight last night--- Watching a John Carpenter movie - 'Assault on Precinct 13' with my co-workers in the Security Office. I kept laughing at it and hoping I wasn't hurting the John Carpenter fan's feelings.
30. Name something you CANNOT wait for --- I can wait.
31. Last time you saw your father--- Early May. He bought me dinner. I shall return the favor next weekend.
32. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life --- I'd like to lose some weight before it kills me.
33. What are you listening to right now --- the fan on the lap top.
34. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom --- Rarely. Generally Toms conspire to avoid me. No idea why.
35. What's getting on your nerves right now? --- My nerves are at peace.
36. Most visited webpage --- Hotmail. And whoever said CNN News -- are you insane!
37. What's your name--- Richard David Landriault
38. Nicknames--- FWG, Blue, Huggybear, New Day Rising.
39. Relationship Status --- No comment.
40. Zodiac sign --- No comment.
41. Male or female or transgendered --- I had a penis the last time I checked.
63. Elementary --- So it is, my dear Watson.
43. Middle School --- No.
44. High school --- Never again.
45. Hair color --- Blonde this time of year.
46. Long or short --- Very short right now. Almost buzz-like.
47. Height --- 5'11".
48. Have a crush on anyone? --- You could say that.
49. What do you like about yourself? --- That I am largely free, joyful, at peace, and compelled by noble purpose.
50. Piercings --- No thanks. I'm fine with the way I was originally assembled.
51. Tattoos --- I don't want to be poked, thanks. By anything.
52. Righty or lefty --- Righty. Wait, do you mean -- Never mind. Righty.
FIRSTS :
53. First surgery --- Appendix. Grade seven. The school priests declined to visit me at the hospital, contrary to usual practice on account of my parents being godless heathens.
54. First piercing --- Aint gonna happen, Sunshine.
55. First best friend--- Robbie Egger. We were gonna be the next Hardy Boys.
56. First sport you joined --- Lacrosse.
57. First pet --- Maggie. A kitten. She disappeared when Mom had a change of heart. Later so did Cocoa, the dog. I was shattered both times and never got to say goodbye.
58. First vacation--- Typical cottage type.
59. First concert --- Kim Mitchell. Had a great time. Didn't realize yet how awesome he's not.
60. First crush --- Never mind.
RIGHT NOW
61. Eating --- Ka-bobs and potato salad.
62. Drinking --- Grape-splashed bottled water, which I already explained. Next time you repeat a question we're done. This is a boring interview anyway.
63. I'm about to --- Patrol wings E,F,I and G.
64. Listening to --- Like I said, the fan on the lap top. And... We're done.
65. Waiting for ---
YOUR FUTURE :
66. Want kids? ---
67. Want to get married? ---
68. Careers in mind? ---
WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?
69. Lips or eyes ---
70. Hugs or kisses --
71. Shorter or taller ---
72. Older or Younger ---
73. Romantic or spontaneous ---
74. Nice stomach or nice arms ---
75. Sensitive or loud ---
76. Hook-up or relationship ---
77. Trouble maker or hesitant ---
HAVE YOU EVER :
78. Kissed a stranger---
79. Drank hard liquor ---
80. Lost glasses/contacts ---
81. Sex on first date ---
82. Broken someone's heart ---
83. Had your own heart broken---
84. Been arrested ---
85. Turned someone down ---
86. Cried when someone died ---
87. Liked a friend that is a girl? ---
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
88. Yourself ---
89. Miracles ---
90. Heaven ---
91. Hell ---
92. Santa Claus ---
93. Kiss on the first date? ---
94. Angels ---
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
95. Is there one person you want to be with right now? ---
96. Had more than one girlfriend at one time? ---
97. Posting this as 100 Truths? ---
Your turn!
You're all invited to participate!
But Remember!
COVER AND COUGH!
Only YOU can save the human race!
2 comments:
I literally laughed out loud (not one of those fake lol's) when you walked out of the interview, especially after saying you would... I just had to scroll the whole way down to see if you would come back.
Apparently, you're a man of your word, FWG. Awesome.
You are entirely too kind to this black-hearted woman. Or possibly you're just easily amused. I love your answers. I may blog this list, but not the entire thing.
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