The Big (Late) Reveal!

Damn. I was supposed to do this on the twenty-first, wasn't I? Well here goes:

Have you ever known a shumpgullion, a whiffler or a kingkisheen? Have you ever dished up the spurs? Or a piping hot pulpatoon? Ever performed a scurryfunge? Maybe you're not too sure about any of this?

Well this is no flabberdegaz. If you're a proper bibliobibuli then you might just know some of these things I'm talking about. Otherwise, you'd best tune in to this station every weekday in April (and once on each weekend) for a proper dose of FWiG's Odditorium of Forgotten English! We'll get you up to speed in no time, and save you from any unnecessary... erubescency...