Day Two

Welcome back to the Search Engine Olympics! Today's event:

How much does Justin Trudeau profit from his role in the ongoing destruction of humanity and the biosphere?

DUCKDUCKGO: Drawing on historical statistics, here’s how the economy under Justin is shaping up against that of his father at this stage in Pierre’s first term: There’s just no separating Prime Minister Justin Trudeau from his father.

Judges: 0.1 / 0.1 / 0.0 / 0.2 / 0.1

Okay. Well there's an interesting collection of words.

YAHOO! After 8 years in power, what is Justin Trudeau’s legacy — and how will he cement it? Justin Trudeau led the Liberals to electoral victory in 2015, when the party began the federal election campaign with just three dozen MPs in the House of Commons.

Judges: 0.1 / 0.1 / 0.1 /0.1 / 0.1

Oh my. Are we in for a second day of utter dysfunction? Well at least these two competitors received scores. They were both disqualified from yesterday's event.

ASK JEEVES: Indigenous Peoples have been caring for the lands and waters of Canada since time immemorial. First Nations, Inuit, and Métis have unique relationships with nature and knowledge of responsible stewardship as a way of life.

Judges: 0.0 / 0.0 / 0.0 / 0.0 / 0.0

Well then... at least that would have made a lucid and sensible answer to some other question.

BING:  After 8 years in power, what is Justin Trudeau’s legacy — and how will he cement it? Justin Trudeau led the Liberals to electoral victory in 2015, when the party began the federal election campaign with just three dozen MPs in the House of Commons.

Judges: 0.1 / 0.1 / 0.1 /0.1 / 0.1

Interesting. Bing and Yahoo have turned out an identical performance. A meaningless one but identical.

GOOGLE: Indigenous Peoples have been caring for the lands and waters of Canada since time immemorial. First Nations, Inuit, and Métis have unique relationships with nature and knowledge of responsible stewardship as a way of life.

Judges: 0.0 / 0.0 / 0.0 / 0.0 / 0.0

And likewise Google has jumped in bed with Ask Jeeves. I suppose this sort of thing was bound to happen sooner or later.

ASK.COM: Canada does not have a president. The head of government in Canada is the Prime Minister, and that position is held by Justin Trudeau. The federal government sits in the country’s national capital, Ottawa, Ontario.

Judges: 0.1 / 0.2 / 0.1 / 0.1 / 0.0

Okay. That's six fails in six attempts and no one will challenge Yandex for the lead. Lets see what yesterday's lone performer can do today:

YANDEX: 51-year-old Justin Trudeau is the wealthiest prime minister in the world. It is really interesting to read how he became the prime minister of Canada from being a school teacher by profession. He was earning just $10 million before becoming the prime minister of canada. Currently, Justin Trudeau net worth is over $98 Million USD (approx). 

Judges: 2.1 / 2.0 / 2.5 / 3.1 / 2.8

Well that was a dog's dinner. A rude imitation of grammar and logic and yet they do give the impression they almost understood the question. Let's see the standings after two days of competition:

YANDEX  6.6
ASK.COM 0.4
GOOGLE  0.2
BING    0.2
YAHOO!  0.1
D.D.GO  0.1
JEEVES  0.0