1. ex-employee canadian tire
There are many to choose from. Bill Smith Jr, for instance, dismissed when caught embezzling thousands in Canadian Tire Money; Serge Laurent who resigned and went on to breed and train boneless chickens for NASA; and Jo-Jo P. Nelson who died on the job upon operating a Mastercraft Wiener Roaster and Marble Polisher improperly. These are just three out of thousands.
2. Who sang--Tempted by the fruit..
No. Sorry. They didn’t. They sang Can’t Explain, Pinball Wizard and My Generation but they never sang Tempted By The Fruit. No way, Jose.
3. tim hortons "every cup tells a story"
That's correct. They do. But first you have to drink all the coffee out of it (plug your nose to make this more bearable). Then hold the empty cup over your ear and listen for the story. Oh – almost forgot. You have to be psychotic, schizophrenic and delusional for this to work. And being a Tim Hortons customer – you quite likely are.
4. where to get a chili dog in Mississauga
Easy. My place. But only on Superbowl Sunday.
5. blinded by the light writer
Yeah, that Light Writer’s a bitch. He’ll zap your eyes out with his laser beans.
6. bags octopus
Nobody bags octopi like Cooter And Sons Octopus Baggers. For all your seafood bagging needs. Our Mini Squid Pockets make great stocking stuffers. Mention this ad for 10% discount.
7. wild buffalo sauce
Mmmm… A seasonal favorite:
21 lbs ground horse
6 cups pine oil
36 cups sugar
3 cups salt
15 oz hickory extract
12 lbs onions, minced
1 eye of newt or 2 eyes baby newt
Boil, stir. Serve with 1 herd chilled buffalo heads. Feeds 200.
8. extreme rubber fantasy hospital
Ah, yes. One of my favorite daytime soaps. In this week’s episodes, Ryan and Candace filed for divorce, Mrs. Carbuncle was diagnosed with uvula cancer, Kevin James learned that his favorite prostitute is actually his presumed-dead cousin and Mary-Anne’s left ear turned into a ball peen hammer. There you go. You’re caught up.
9. peter pan fucks wendy
No. No he doesn’t. Not ever. Does your mom know what you do with your computer? You really need more supervision, you little freak.
10. ottawa office slut fantasy
Wow. The perverts are finally coming out of the woodwork. Well, this is a bit too involved to share here but I can tell you it ends with Prime Minister Harper receiving a uranium enema from a 98-year-old prostitute while being asphyxiated.
11. tinkerbell and peter pan fucking
You can’t be serious. How is that even possible? No. No wait. Never mind. I don’t want to know. Just get the hell out of here.
12. Hooked on Peter Pan
Yeah. You’re not the only one, apparently.
13. john chalupka
Hi John. Long time, no see!
14. flickr crossdressers that suck on each other
Ah, thank you. A nice wholesome perversion. What a refreshing change.
15. Scott Regher
Hi Scott! Long time, no see!
16. apple annie's plains review burlington
Again, space here is limited. But here’s the speed review:
Pancakes: big ‘n fluffy.
Eggs: unfertilized.
Bacon: slippery.
Coffee: Eventually, if you’re lucky. Grounds at no extra charge.
Pubic hair: One per menu.
17. car battery to testicles car
Whatever this means – go right ahead. I’m sure it can’t go wrong.
18. famous Steve-o quotes
No problem. Coming right up…
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6 comments:
Lmfao The picture tops it!
I told my friend Jenny how you sometimes remind me of her... and described the picture. She hopefully will get the link soon, hehehehe
It's quite refreshing to know that you get searches that are even kinkier than the ones I get.
I am curious to know what the hell the person was looking for with the car battery to testicles car search. I mean besides one nasty jolt.
I was hesitant to put the picture up. It's pretty nasty.
Babs, I don't know about that. Some of yours have been awfully kinky. As for the batteries. I sincerely don't want to know.
Dear heavens...I don't know if I want to know how to do this. I'd be scared of how people find my little slice of the Internet.
And what is it with the Peter Pan fetish? Who knew!
Tim Horton's is very popular here in Detroit. I'm told they have very good coffee, but since I don't drink coffee, I can not verify.
I don't think FWG likes Tims/do you? I love it!
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