Oh Yoda, you're the ugliest thing ever.Luke…! Luke…! Comb…! My hair…!
Man, if I had a bionic arm like that, I'd shoot laser beams out of it. I'd be like pshew! pshew! I'd have it do all kinds of neat stuff. You guys suck. George Lucas, you blow.
I'm gonna eat those bush babies. I'm gonna suck their blood.
Play like a Ninja! Play like a Ninja!
And what about Darth Vader? He was totally rebuilt. Why doesn't he have a laser penis? He should've had a laser penis.
Why does the emporer have a German accent? They make all the bad guys German in these movies.
Learn to ekthpect the unekthpected? How do you ekthpect the unekthpected?
Welcome to the Ice Chamber of Shangri-la!
That reminds me, I need to go to the liberry. I need to find my liberry card.
I hope the Ewoks win. I hate it when the Ewoks lose.
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2 comments:
How do we know he DOESN'T have a Laser penis???
Man, I definitely laughed out loud at Laser-penis.
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