Thursday, October 23, 2008

FWG's nugget o' wisdom #361

You know why your hands are always sticky after a Chinese buffet? Even when you eat everything with your fork and knife and not with your hands? Even when you're careful not to lay your utensils on your sticky plate? Know why?


It's the handles.


On the serving spoons.


You're wearing other people's stick.


Bon appetite!


This has been an original nugget o' wisdom from the brain of Fantasy Writer Guy. Do not attempt to use nuggets o' wisdom in your own home without the guidance of a trained professional. Do not allow contact with water or bright light. Do not feed them after midnight.

3 comments:

Crushed said...

A bit like the mystery of how dog hair multiplies.

How it even gets on your work desk.

No idea the answer to that one...

Aequitas said...

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

panu said...

ew.