I have corrected the Mona Lisa

I have embarked on a mission to correct all the so-called masterpieces of art which have become impossible to relate to. Now that technology has made it so easy for people to stay connected, we need our art to demonstrate the beauty of our modern superior human connection.

Look at the superior radiance Mona Lisa now emanates as she is now more properly in tune with humanity thanks to her cell phone. I know. It makes me teary.

I will be in touch with the Louvre to let them know they can throw out the old one finally.

Enjoy.