FWG's nugget o' wisdom #285

Bald men driving flashy convertibles are in no way trying to compensate for their lack of hair any more than drivers of large trucks are trying to compensate for small penises.

Bald men drive convertibles because they can; not having hair that, blowing in the wind, might painfully flog their eyeballs.

Much as men with small penises can safely climb up into big trucks without an enormous endowment hampering their mobility.

This has been an original nugget o' wisdom from the brain of Fantasy Writer Guy. Store at room temperature and out of reach of children. Do not use nuggets o' wisdom if you have eaten a meal withing the last sixty minutes or if you regularly hold conversations with the pimple on the lobe of your left ear.
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