Let's be brief

So much to talk about I suppose but still I'm in no hurry. Let's start at the bottom tier for today and then see what tomorrow brings:

The... League of Slither. Nope. The... Professional Schizoid Slither League. Yeah that's better. Here's a random profile of the day:

This is Bluebird Sausage. He's the newest member of the tour, finishing 30th of 31 entrants in his first pro competition; the prestigious Gotham City Tourney earlier this month. A very tough venue to start a career at, and this week, his second appearance, it gets no easier with another Grand Slam event, the Torneo Strangiato. After two rounds he sits in 18th spot. With just a little more improvement he could finish in the money. 

Speculation around Bluebird being a blood-relative of tour-favourite Earlybird Pancake (now sitting fourth at Strangiato) does not fly. They've never even met until this week.

Kiss Me You Tool and Mister Squishy are the surprise leaders at the mid-way break in Macedonia with a stunning 4K lead over the rest of the field! 

And that's it for all the sports news that matters. Everything else is baloney. Good luck in your two final rounds in Macedonia Blue!