Top 500 Nick-Names

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Here are Fantasy Writer Guy's top 500 nick-names for 2006. All are tested and approved. Please enjoy responsibly.

Sparky, Speckled Hen, Bilbo Baggins, Mr. Fuji, Mr. Green Jeans, Dickie Dee, Dimwit, Cougar, Bench Warmer, Betty Boop, Cowboy Junkie, Ace, Pantywaist, Good-n-plenty, Mayor MacCheese, Melon Balls, Doc, Donald Duck, Dino, Dipstick, Gilligan, Slime Ball, Chow Mein, Kooky, Mr. Spock, Cookie Monster, Gandalf, Flake, Carrot Top, Ignoramus, Indiana Jones, Commissioner Gordon, Butterball, Doodles, Boot Licker, Boss Hogg, Krispy Kreme, Goggles Paesano, Humpty Dumpty, Flyboy, Lightweight, Pigmy, Nimrod, Huggy Bear, Ronald MacDonald, Pussy Galore, Lounge Lizard, Petunia, Quack, Pac Man, Scrappy Doo, Pussy Willow, Pickel Barrel, Itchbum, Panzy, Mother Goose, Mr Noodle, Fogey, Leapfrogger, Scooch, Nose Picker, Enema Junkie, Scatterbrains, Snickerdoodle, Shaggy, Mooch, Marmaduke, Goatdiddler, Ooboo, Punky Brewster, Inspector Gadget, Great Pumpkin, Peaches, Plug, Shitferbrains, Melonhead, Pippy Longstocking, Nut Bar, Gimlet, Jacko, Skittles, Swizzle Stick, Rocky Raccoon, Snap Dragon, Puddlejumper, Snoozer, Kumquat, Prevert, Dunder Head, Mr. Dressup, Donkey, Animal Cracker, Red Baron, Peak Frean, Peanut Brittle, Porky, Line Dancer, Fudgeo, Pinko, Froot Loop, Piglet, Skeezits, Rascal, Dr Doolittle, Cow Tipper, Nipple Twister, Han Solo, Neanderthal, Green Giant, R2D2, Polkaroo, Liberace, Skeeter Willis, Mr. Bigglesworth, Dweeb, Noodnik, Noodles, Pookaninny, Jojo Chinto, Sheepboinker, P-Diddy, Pooh Bear, Nancy Drew, Snaggletooth, Cousin It, Jackass, Mr. Bubble, Rug Rat, Pokey, Man-from-Glad, Puffinstuff, Punkin, Pluto, Hobo, Eeyore, Hamburgler, Gumby, Pinto Bean, Scooby Doo, Miss Muffet, Sewer Rat, Mr. Clean, Peanut, Frodo, Fred Flinstone, LL Cool J, Pinocchio, Heffelump, Miss Piggy, Skipper, Pork Chop, Moonbeam, Puddleglum, Party Boy, Gizmo, Pencil Pusher, Rumplestiltskin, Scamp, Loner, Papa Smurf, Looney Tune, Fruitcake, King Cole, Fudge Packer, Sasquach, Pingu, Scooter, Psycho, Johnny Fever, Ghostbuster, Needle Nits, Secret Agent Man, Fuzzy Wuzzy, Garfield, Ginger Snap, Green Hornet, Lap Dancer, Hound dog, Pizza Face, Porch Monkey, Redneck, Poppin' Fresh, Clown, Lick'n'stick, Puff Daddy, Sea Monkey, Jiminy Cricket, Knickerbocker, Pibbles, Roger Ramjet, Puppy Chow, Chewbacka, Buggles, Snackie Cracker, Fry Guy, Choda, Bottom Feeder, Lush, Tender Vittles, Daisy Duke, Lex Luthor, Munchkin, Oliver Twist, Pilsbury Dough Boy, Goofy, City Slicker, Bugle Boy, Boondoggle, Hershey Squirt, Snuffeluppagus, Snoopy, Doper, Bink, Doofus, Land Pirate, Sniggerboobles, Honky, Grease Monkey, Tenderloin, Pippen, Flapjack, Snotnose, Bossy Boots, Luke Skywalker, Dr Octapus, Knuckle Dragger, Solomon Grundy, Tallywhacker, Dirk Diggler, Tarzan, Knucklehead, Boo Boo Kitty, Daffy Duck, Flipper, Jitterbug, Bum Looker, Atilla-the-Hun, Barney Rubble, Squeeze Toy, Starship Trooper, Sweet Pea, Big Bird, Dude Ranch, Freeloader, Skippy, Spitter, Tiger Tails, Crazy Cooter, Beaver, Cuddle Bug, Flunkie, French Tickler, Q-bert, Sneezy, Splitter, Sod, Horny Toad, Babe Ruth, Geezer, Grimace, Cat-in-the-Hat, Charlie Brown, Spanky, Blinky, Bees Knees, Mrs Beasley, Mushrooms Neptune, Orca, Spudnik, Cosmo Kramer, Chuckles-the-Clown, Horndog, Couch Tater, Sourpuss, Elmer Fudd, Bone Licker, Bonzo, Duddy Kravitz, Space Cadet, Spaceman Spiff, Christopher Robin, Engelbert, Chicken Little, James Bond, Les Nessman, Newby, Crispy Critter, Jelly Bean, Butter Tart, Obi Wan, Bottles, Eunic, Finnigan, Funny Face, Mickey Mouse, Mr. Magoo, Slippery Nipple, Sunshine, Cheese Eater, Cave Dweller, Cock Knocker, Butt Pirate, Biff, Tigger, Uncle Charlie, Uncle Cracker, Uncle Fester, Underoo, Underwear Stitcher, Vagabond, Venus Flytrap, Wagon Burner, Wanker, Wannabe, Wascally Wabbit, Waterbug, Weasel, Wee Willy, Weiner Dog, Weinie Beanie, Weirdo, Wench, Whippersnapper, White Boy, White Trash, Whoremonger, Wiffle Ball, Wiggle Worm, Wing Nut, Witch Hazel, Wonder Twin, Wonder Woman, Wussy Boy, Yellow Belly, Yoda, Ziggy Stardust, Zoodles, Tight Wad, Dinkasaurus, Timbit, Dingleberry, Tin Man, Starsky, Bat Man, Ditch Pig, Gonzo, Ankle Biter, Buffoon, Jackie-O, Bubbalicious, DJ Jazzy Jeff, Spidey, Grunt, Half-wit, Pincess Leia, Beef Noodle, Flea Bag, Squealer, Captain Nemo, Goober, Bo Diddley, Toodles, Trailer Trash, Chuckie Cheese, Fart Knocker, Scaredy Cat, Smooth Herman, Goonie, Gramps, Stickeywicket, Crack Head, Stud Muffin, Gimly, Juicy Fruit, Bag Lady, Dough Boy, Carpetbagger, Snarkles, Captain Highliner, Grover, Fish Stix, Snooty Boots, Hobgoblin, Crispy Crunch, Tea Granny, Tattle Taler, Dr Seuss, Dr Spock, Farvernugen, Dumbo, Mr. Whipple, Hogswoggler, Hooligan, Hippo, Butt Monkey, Lazy Bones, Corn Flake, Captain Crunch, Goodie Two Shoes, Buckethead, Buckeroo Bonzai, Casper, Dr Chapstick, C3PO, Screamer, Goomba, Cool Whip, Honey Bee, Crack Whore, Tubby, Lollygagger, Giggle Lips, Homer, Twerp, Brown Noser, Snagglepuss, Jack Horner, Flash Gordon, Chester, Gomer, Super Mario, Mr. Peanut, Goliath, Mushy Peeze, Bam Bam , Captain Kirk, Turnip, Bottle Baby, Jabba the Hut, Tony-the-Tiger, Sleepyhead, Sugar Pops, Kublah Kahn, Bum Chum, Beastie Boy, Hick, Four-Eyes, Slick, Breeder, Bozo, Carpet Licker, Buck Rogers, Bushwacker, Bubbalooey, Google Eyes, Frito Lay, Bugs Bunny, Kermit the Frog, Spooky, Sweet Marie, Bubbles, Pop Tart, Captain Kangaroo, Twit, Goo Head, Bruce Lee, Titty Twister, Bullwinkle, Brownfingersniffer, Sugar Plum Fairy, Chippy, Beaker, Bugsy, Squibbles, Spunky, Splooge, Tit Wanker, Smartie Pants, Mongrel, Mr Big, Eddie Haskel, Bobo, Fisheyes, Stinker, Scum Bucket, String Bean, Tickle-me Elmo, Snoop-Dog, Limey, Prickly Pete, Professor Plum, Miss Molly, Georgie Porgie, Toucan Sam, Troll, Squirrelfucker, Squirt, Colonel Mustard, Doorknob, Sticky Fingers, Kinko, Knobgobbler, Tooth Fairy, Dudley Dooright, Jughead, Darth Vader, Snivveler, Sponge Knob Square Pants, Mother Hubbard, Bean Sprout.