Friday, May 18, 2007

FWG's nugget o' wisdom #80

Concerning lingering leftovers in the fridge:

A meal consisting of three-day-old pork chops and 4-day-old iced coffee is a sure-fire formula for an evening spent too often in the bathroom where idle observation can lead to reckless comparisons involving substances in soap dispensers and other such meanderings perhaps deemed good blogging material at the time but which is actually nothing more than embarrassing.

Fresh food, people. You can’t go wrong with fresh food.


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3 comments:

I think you're crazy just like me said...

I'm glad you caught up...sorry bout the trots, snicker!

Kathleen said...

I'm thinking it was the coffee...back in my youth/teenaged years I ate many a three-day old pork chop. My mom would throw no food away until it was green.

Fantasy Writer Guy said...

Kats - I guess the broccoli and spinach didn't last long.