Monday, October 15, 2007

Extreme cubical makeover

My nextdoor neighbor at the cube farm went on vacation. He's the type who exibits a rather thorough degree of masculinity in his behavior - at all times. So the thing to do was obvious.

Took me about two and a half hours to assemble everything.


Wascally wabbit. Ah, how I loves the wascally wabbit. As you can tell I have no hang-ups concerning my masculinity.

Mom loaned me the stuffed animals.




Dora the Explorer gift wrap: $2.99
"It's a girl" Balloons: 10 for $2.00
Pink table cloth: $2.00
Barbie Island Princess posters: Free from Mattel (our client)
Supplemental images: Free from the mighty web

The victim's head on a naked baby's body, gender unknown.

I let him keep one thing of his own. His fortune cookie message that reads, 'You are strong and brave. use your strength to pull through.



5 comments:

Claudia said...

Poifect!

Babs said...

This is absolutely brilliant. And it just so happens that one of the guys won't be in the office for the next two days. Bwahahahaha.

Automattic said...

That Dora giftwrap is the stuff of my nightmares. I can't stand her and her high-pitched enthusiasm. NO I DON'T WANT TO HELP YOU FIND THE BANANAS!

Sorry. She just gets to me sometimes.

Claudia said...

SO WHAT HAPPENED? Did he break down in tears or?

Kathleen said...

I'm so glad nobody I work with reads you and gets bad ideas...