Today, in the course of my work as Jr. Client Information Analyst for Ye Olde Information Company Inc. I am engaged in a vital client project that concerns Frankford Spongebob Gummy Krabby Patties.
I'm suddenly forced to reconsider my place and standing in the universe.
[sigh]
Everything Starts With A Story
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In 1802 Albert Mathieu-Favier began telling people a story. Imagine, he
said, a tunnel that dives under the sea that separates France from England.
It will...
8 hours ago
5 comments:
did you know that crabby patties secret special ingrediant is plankton?
Ok that was geeky. Sorry.
cheer up FWG, today i have to gather up some manure samples to have analyzed for nutrient content.....bovine excrement...yay!
Hmmm...let's see. Gummy Krabby Patties or cow poop. Hey! I just realized, they're BOTH patties.
Of a sort.
*singing*
Yippi ki yaaaaay - cow patty.
Either way, they're nasssty.
Put down the wcskkjg and come out with your hands up!
LOL. You people are all crazy.
Roger, Glamour aside, I suspect your study is of significantly more use to humanity than mine.
Patties everywhere. whutkfb?
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