Friday, October 19, 2007

The Steve-o Monologues

Random utterances from Steve-o, the roommate. His songs in italics:

I like my fabric softener. I'm a fabric soft knob snob.

Sporkie sporkie spork spork. Why do you call me Spork? Sporkie spork spork. You came from outer space. Spork spork spork. I am Swedish chef.

Clang clang clang goes the trolley!
Ding ding ding goes the bell!

I don't care if you are king or streetwasher. My monster pancakes will get you in the end.

Five Onion riiiings!
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And ten Russel Terriers!
Four calling birds...

It says he killed the guy right in front of his own father. Can you believe that? I couldn't even swear in front of my dad. I can't believe how kids are raised in some families.

I will gladly pay you Tuesday for some syphilis todaaaaay!

Uh oh. Here comes the Kumquat Vag Squad.

Cougar lovin'
Gonna take her to town
She'll make me frown.

Ding ding ding ding ding ding... Columbo!

The preceding opinions are strictly those of Steve-o McBeano Windchime and are not shared by FWG, or by beatniks or disestablishmentarians anywhere.


Anonymous said...

kumquat Vag squad? LMFAO

Babs Gladhand said...

I think you should record Steve-o. That way I could play it and pretend I had a crazy roommate.

Kathleen said...

I've actually sworn at my father...but he deserved it...and far worse.