Monday, January 12, 2009

FWG's nugget o' wisdom #442

Unless you can produce step-by-step instructions that explain how one can fly to Pluto, how to become a six-shooter-toting wild west sheriff, and how to bang Judy Garland, all you little motivational speakers should maybe drop this shtick about following your childhood dreams and start thinking about some advice that`s actually useful; something relevant perhaps. Just a thought.

This has been an original nugget o' wisdom from the brain of Fantasy Writer Guy. Do not use nuggets o' wisdom without advice from a trained psychic or Gypsy. Do not exceed four nuggets in any 24-hour period. Do not ingest orally. If you begin screeching like a chimpanzee, dancing the moonwalk or wearing a single white glove, cease use immediately. Do not operate a Hadron Collider Particle Accelerator or VCR while under the influence of nuggets o`wisdom.


Crushed said...

I wanted to be James Bond.

It kind of didn't happen.

Dave said...

Judy Garland? Really?
And another piece of the puzzle falls into place.

Roger said...

i love her eyes, its kind of a "you want to put that where?!" kind of look

Fantasy Writer Guy said...

Roger, That's the look I was going for! Had to scan a lot of pics before I found it.

Crushed, thanks for reminding. I too had a James Bond phase.