Friday, March 16, 2012

Day 9: Four turn-ons (interpret as you wish).

1. humility

2. open-mindedness

3. skepticism

4. A thick juicy tender 20-oz steak with mashed potatoes and asparagus all covered in garlic, pepper, salt and butter plus a bottle or few of Shiraz and maybe a Yorkshire pudding and then some premium organic fair-trade bird-friendly coffee with super rich cream and then a big fat Arturo Fuente Opus X cigar and a few shots of 18-year-old single malt scotch.

And if you think numbers 2 and 3 are mutually exclusive, think again.


Roger said...

Dam... now im going to have to take some steaks out of the freezer and grill them tonight... but what about mushrooms?

Fantasy Writer Guy said...

Mushrooms are fine but I get my mushroom quota for breakfast every day. I'm a bit like a hobbit that way.