Saturday, January 20, 2007

FWG's nugget o' wisdom #27

The Five Second Rule does not apply when you've dropped your sandwich behind the toilet.

This has been an original nugget o' wisdom from the brain of Fantasy Writer Guy. Do not use nuggets o' wisdom without advice from a physician. Do not take orally.


Babs Gladhand said...

Hey! What happened to my comment? I left one yesterday and now it's gone. Sweet cheese on a cracker! Did I only dream that I left a comment and I really didn't? Did I leave my comment for you on someone else's blog?

Anyway, my comment was: I think you should be a guru or something. Your followers could be Fwigaterians.

I know I left this comment. I think I'm losing my mind, aren't I? Or maybe the aliens erased it. Curse them! Curse them and their large souless eyes.

Fantasy Writer Guy said...

Did you dream about commenting on my blog? Excellent! That's how I recruit Fwigaterians. I get into their dreams!

Hey - Don't worry - we drink cyanide-free Tang here in Fwigateria.

Kathleen said...

My question is "Why did you have a sandwich in the bathroom?"

Fantasy Writer Guy said...

Okay - you caught me, Kats. My nuggets-o-wisdom are not all properly tested. This one's just a theory. I've never dragged a sandwich into the bathroom. One or two bound struggling homeless people, yes - but never a sandwich.