Tweet tweet. Twiddle twiddle.
It’s the only one candy with the hole in the middle.
Welcome to Ground-Porkville, population this.
You’re a strange animal
That’s what Gowan knows
Cause he’s a strange animal
Larry Gowan…

Would you say I have a plethora of piñatas? Yes?
Do you know what ‘plethora’ means? No?
Then why would you say I have a plethora of piñatas?
Ha ha ha ha ha! That’s from ‘Three Amigos!’
Bacon fat… It’s not your fault…
Where are the midgets! I ordered fifteen midgets!
I’m fryin’
I’m fryin’
I’m cookin’
I’m not lyin’.
Fiiiiiiiive onion riiiiiings…
Man, that blows. That blows like a French whore with a wooden leg.
Willowby wallaby woo
An elephant sat on you
Willowby wallaby wee
An elephant sat on me.
You want some eggs for breakfast? I have to warn you they’re expired but just barely. They should be fine. Oh. Um. And the octopus has leaked all over them. Don’t worry, it’s just octojuice.
2 comments:
Ah, the joy that is Steve-O.
My favorite is: "That blows like a French whore with a wooden leg".
It's so randomly brilliant!
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