Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Email o' the week

For lack of anything intelligent or entertaining to post, I give you a glimpse of the sophisticated, high-tech, fast-paced world of a cutting-edge, market-leading company. I beg you, do not pass these trade secrets onto our competition.:

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From: Woo, Kevin

Sent: Wednesday, July 18, 2007 11:38 AM
To: Ross, Sharon; Sarich, Zane; FWG; Cosintino, Pascale; Strong, Mathew; Dimmagio, Lynne; Nugent, Dave
Subject:


I miss the sweet sexy sound of joe’s voice. Don’t you?


Kevin Woo
Analyst
Ye Olde Information Company


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From: Dimmagio, Lynne

Sent: Wednesday, July 18, 2007 11:44 AM
To: Woo, Kevin; Ross, Sharon; Sarich, Zane; FWG; Cosintino, Pascale; Strong, Mathew; Nugent, Dave
Cc: Gaines, Harry
Subject: RE:


Kevin…if you would like I can send Harry over to whisper in your ear if you need a man’s voice to comfort you…I know it’s not Joe but I am sure Harry can help you out!;)


Lynne Dimmagio
Ye Olde Information Company
Administrative Assistant


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From: FWG

Sent: July 18, 2007 11:56 AM
To: Dimmagio, Lynne; Woo, Kevin; Ross, Sharon; Sarich, Zane; Cosintino, Pascale; Strong, Mathew; Nugent, Dave
Cc: Gaines, Harry
Subject: RE:


Dave has a deep voice. He might make a better surrogate Joe.


FWG
Analyst
Ye Olde Information Company



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From: Woo, Kevin

Sent: Wednesday, July 18, 2007 3:58 PM
To: Ross, Sharon; Sarich, Zane; FWG; Cosintino, Pascale; Strong, Mathew; Dimmagio, Lynne; Nugent, Dave
Cc: Gaines, Harry
Subject: RE:


Why don’t you reply Pascale???
You fucking fry rice.

Wowowowow............


Kevin Woo
Analyst
Ye Olde Information Company

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This is why you should always lock out your computer before leaving your desk.

FWG

3 comments:

Kathleen said...

Ah, you obviously work in my building. We have guys who like to send messages like this to each other and blind copy people, but only when people leave their desks and don't lock their computer.

Fantasy Writer Guy said...

It's much too common here. I once participated in this kind of prank until I sent a love letter from an associate's unlocked computer to another employee but instead the email went to a different person who shared the same name as the intended target but who worked for one of our major clients!

Not good!

I had glimpses of the Salary Discontinuation Program, let me tell you! Never again.

Now the worst I'll do is google-image the word 'freak' or something and replace the person's desktop image with something more colourful.

You have to do something! It's against policy to leave your PC unattended and unlocked. They have to learn!

Kathleen said...

Oops.