The following quotes were taken from the roommate, Steve-o over the last 36 hours. The italicised words were sang. Quotes in regular text were spoken.
1.
Word.
2.
What’s shakin’ dude?
3.
I got the JOY JOY JOY JOY down in my pants!
DOWN in my pants!
DOWN in my Pants!
I got the JOY JOY JOY JOY down in my pants!
DOWN in my pants TODAY!
4.
Errg! Errg!
5.
A little bit of cream makes the office pass go down...
6.
What brain? The only thing in his head is a squirrel jerking off with a Sears catalogue.
7.
What’s with Baldie McPluckinheimer over there?
8.
Two scoops of raisins and those nutritious flakes of bran… make me a happy man...
9.
That’s not what I meant, wiener-ass.
10.
I hate the All-star game!
The sucky sucky nut-suck all-star game.
The sucky sucky nut-sucky
Sucky sucky sucky-nutty all-star game…
This is what I live with.
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3 comments:
Fwig,
Please tell me that it is possible to clone Steve-o, and then ship Clone Steve-o to me.
How does he know the joy, joy, joy, joy song?
Baldie McPluckinheimer is absolutely fantastic!
Could this comment have been any more disjointed.
I'm sorry, it seems I can only write in single sentences today.
Babs
I didn't even bother with the All-Star Game. What's happened to me? I used to care about such things, i.e., hockey. Damn Bettman to hell and his stupid Eastern/Western Conference boring-ass bullshit. Bring back the Campbell & Wales Conference!!!! And the Norris Division!!!
Babs: Single sentences are perfectly fine. I'm not confident Pee-Wee knows the JOY song very well. Just the next day I heard someone else singing the same song. Ain't that always the way? You don't hear a song for 22 years and then twice the same week! Only the other guy sang "Down in my heart", not "pants". Clearly one of them must be wrong.
I don't approve of cloning humans. I'd love to ship you the real thing but no courier would take him - plus I need his share of the rent.
Kats: The Norris Division is alive and well! Only they call it the 'NFC North' now and they got Green Bay instead of the Leafs. Oh - and they play football instead of hockey. Other than that...
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