More random snippets from Steve-o, the roommate; as always, without context. His songs in italics.
The spices…
Are coming out
The spices are coming out
It’s chili time
The spices
Are coming out
Kidney beans kidney beans
Kidney beans kidney beans
Hoagies and grinders
Hoagies and grinders
Kidney beans kidney beans
Kidney beans kidney beans
Hoagies and grinders
Hoagies and grinders
Sloppy Joe
Sloppy sloppy Joe…
My name is Klaus and I wash away ze soap bubbles wiss my Klaus Soap Cream
Brush your teeth
Round and round
Circle small
Up and down
I’m gonna make double-crust pie. Nobody likes that pussy single crust stuff. Pussy single crust pie – that’s what killed Napoleon. That or gonorrhea. Fucking Napoleon.
Chicken, sausage, ham!
Chicken, sausage, ham!
Chicken, sausage, ham!
Chicken, sausage, ham!
Is thith the real thing?
Is thith jutht fantathy?
Caught in a Tolkienish landthcape
No ethcape from reality
Open your eyeth
Look up to the skieth and thee
I'm jutht a hobbit,
I need no thympathy…
Do you think if Doctor Kevorkian dies of natural causes he’ll be considered a hypocrite? What...? I’m just asking.
Look at us. We’re two Patties. What? I’m a Patty and you’re a Patty. We’re two Patties. Just like a McBurger. I don’t get it. Look, your name’s Pat. You’re nickname is Patty. My name’s Patty. Together, we’re two Patties. Just like a fucking big mac. I still don’t get it. Okay, look. You’re name’s Pat…
It’s Beets Night in Canada
Beets beets beets
Who loves beets
Beets beets beets
Stephen loves beets
Boom ptuh ptuh ptuh boom boom ptuh ptuh
It’s Poooooooontacular
This is the loudest poon show ever.
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4 comments:
I grinned like a maniac.
Bismillah!!
I love beets, so I have to agree with Steve-O on that one.
Yay! I have a new teeth brushing song.
But I detest beets - they taste like dirt.
I haven't had beets in many many years. I don't remember if I like them or not but probably a safe assumption that I don't.
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