Thursday, May 02, 2013

These Are the People in My Neighbourhood

"Hey What's Up?"

I lock my front door and turn around. Apparently he was talking to me. He's about three feet tall and wearing very cool sunglasses, a bit large on his smallish head. "Not much. What's up with you?"

"We webhjh ghur gyh en two dogs en blah blah... ruff ruff! En I tol him jl$ hafy g#dg g@d."

"I see."

"Tell him have a nice day!" says the smiling woman in lawn chair.

"Haffa nice day!"

"Okay. You too."